Why my future husband must never cheat on me...

...I'll probably shoot him.

I've already talked about Jenny Sanford so now it's Elin Woods' turn.
The beautiful Swede in her Eternal Blondness may or may not have wrecked Tiger's ride with a 9 iron...possibly a 3 iron...but I don't know much about golf clubs. If the rumors are true and she did pound on the car then I say more power to her. While I do not promote domestic violence of ANY kind, I think it's time for men (and some women) to realize that when you cheat on your girl (or guy) you wound your partner in ways that can only be expressed through extreme rage and acts of vandalism. I have never been cheated on...still kinda too young for that bit...but I know plenty of people with experience. And as the child of a wrecked marriage due to a husband/father not being able to keep it in his pants I say you get what you ask for.

Specifically to the men who cheat I think you should take heed of the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Honestly that's more like a warning. Personally if you scorn me you risk the wrath of a thousand fiery swords of Hell. I think the same goes for many women.

While I am not surprised by Woods' cheating ways I am surprised that he didn't prepare himself for the firestorm that would follow the revelation of his (seemingly many) affairs. He had to know that the truth has a way of coming out eventually...or maybe he was that full of himself.

Side note- Why is everyone still surprised that men cheat? Ummmmm it happens all the time.