Jesse James. Yes the bike guy. He's our newest member hoping to grab a spot on the Wall of Shame Fame, reserved only for the most famous shameful moments. He's pretty much got a lock on the top spot at this point seeing as he allegedly cheated on America's Sweetheart Sandra Bullock. Really Jesse?! You cheated on her?! Why?! There are so many men, good and decent ones too, that would love to be in your shoes, and by that I mean married to one of the most beautiful women in the country. She's funny, smart and sweet. Plus she has an amazing body. I'm a straight girl but I can appreciate the feminine physique, thank you.
I understand the need to diversify once in a while, but that certainly does not mean cheat on her. If you don't wanna be with her all the time then grab some of the boys and head to Vegas for some gambling fun. As long as you don't gamble away the mortgage and the trust funds for the kiddies and keep it IN YOUR PANTS, then I can foresee no problems. C'mon guys, most women don't mind a little weekend getaway with the guys once in a while, when you're stressed. As long as it doesn't turn into an every other day kind of a deal then I'm pretty sure you're fine. Um, just make sure you tell your wife/girlfriend first though. If you just say "Honey I'll be gone for the weekend," I can almost guarantee that she may flip out.
Back to Jesse and Sandy. REALLY JESSE?! What is wrong with you?! What is these days? This is absolutely nuts. Sandy my thoughts are with you. Let's hope this can be worked out. I'm not really an advocate for divorce.
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