For Lauren (but really this is for C.M.)

Hell yes I like pouty lips! Why should I not? I especially love it if those pouty lips say "Eh?" in that ever wonderful Canadian accent. I also love it when the owner of said pouty lips can rock sweats like there's no tomorrow. Gimme a set of duck lips any day. Just make sure they're used properly ;). Dammit pour me some maple syrup over those pancakes with a side of Canadian bacon and play me some Celine Dion while watching the Maple Leafs vs the Canadiens and screaming "Knock 'em out and about" in that gorgeous way only Canadians can. I WANT ME SOME POUTY LIPS!

O Canada!

Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.