Guilty Pleasure Song of the Week + a Rant

I think I'll make this a regular series on here. It seems to be quite popular with my friends.
Here we go.
Guys, mixed signals are supposed to be exclusively the domain of girls. Our time honored tradition of cat and mouse doesn't work if we are both playing the mouse. Traditionally, girls have played hard to get while guys have chased. WE LIKE THE STATUS QUO so please don't change it on us. So when a guy's face "lights up like a Christmas tree" upon seeing you then says "Wow, you look amazing in that dress" while smiling like the freaking Cheshire Cat, it confuses the shizz out of you if you've spent three months thinking he doesn't give two cents about you. I'm speaking from personal (painful) experience. Maybe I'm just overreacting (something else we girls can do quite well if trained properly) but I really think that Generation Y guys should understand that the rules are the rules for a reason...they work (generally speaking), and when you don't follow them confusion abounds. Everyone expects girls to be coy but when guys decide it's time to play shy, it's just plain confusing. This is one time I'll promote the benefits of stereotypes.

And now why you bothered reading all of the above. The Guilty Pleasure Song of the Week...