1. I don't like Disney
Disney has single-handedly ruined my teenage and adult life. When I was younger I thought all redheads were actually undercover mermaids...sadly this isn't so. Now I keep expecting a Prince Eric to come along and save me. But then I read Hans Christian Andersen's real story and the horrible truth was revealed to me. DAMN YOU DISNEY!
2. I don't get offended at black jokes
-GASP- what a shocker, a black chick who doesn't mind a racial joke or two. I've been called a "n*gger" etc. but honestly every single time that has happened (I haven't bothered to count) my automatic response is laughter. Why? Because why should I care? It isn't my job to change the minds of racists so then why should I stress about it? As long as there is no violence there is an element of comedy to the whole thing. Sometimes you just can't let these things bring you down. Maybe it's because I'm not American...
3. I'm a black girl who has never liked a black guy
Again this comes as a bit of a shocker to some of my black friends. It's not that I'm racist (as some have claimed) or that I'll never date a black guy, I just haven't come across one I could bring myself to be in a relationship with. Who knows what the future could bring (Hopefully a hot German footballer...oh hai Arne Friedrich!)
C'mon who wouldn't love that?
I am and will forever be a little kid. Disney is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI will always get choked up at Lion King.
Bug's Life is incredible.
Wall-E, Incredibles, Up!
Must I continue?
I guess I should be more specific. Classic Disney movies featuring the Disney Princesses have ruined my life and as a result I don't trust Disney movies anymore. You know they'll have a happy ending and for me that kinda sours the process of getting there. Sometimes the movies just get so predictable. Although the Lion King and the Incredibles will always remain an exception to my rule.
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