August 5, 2009

Why I may move to France

1. I'm about to learn French in college so I'll have a chance to exercise my skills
2. Three words - FREE HEALTH CARE!!!!!!!
3. The French are cool
4. I get the chance to protest freely 'cause the French know how to protest. I think they invented it.
5.Great clothes
6.Great perfume
7.Great food
8.I love the French attitude towards life
9. Great architecture
10.Europe in general rocks!
11. My favorite bands are more willing to do concerts in France than here in America
(Where's the American tour we were promised Rammstein!?!)

2 comments:

  1. "Time travel is like Paris...you cant just read the guidebook, you gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food. Use the wrong verbs. Get charged double and then dock using complete strangers...or is that just me? Stop asking questions. Go on then. Just do it."
    -Chris Eccleston, The 9th Doctor

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  2. Having been to Paris I can say that perhaps the Doctor was right.

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